Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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