Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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