I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So much Jack, so little girl.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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