You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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