It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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