For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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