But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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