Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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