Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
sarcasm needs its own font
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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