Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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