the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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