My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
