Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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