is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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