We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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