I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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