I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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