hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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