if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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