I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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