the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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