god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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