So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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