He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
and she was petting her beer can
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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