with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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