oh god the rape fog is back!
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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