Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left