i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.