yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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