im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.