How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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