If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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