Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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