We're facebook friends in real life
another moral hangover. fuck.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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