I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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