Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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