You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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