What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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