So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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