You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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