hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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