I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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