i always forget guys have bellybuttons
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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