We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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