Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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