Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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