just survived the first fart of the relationship.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
two words...techno handjob
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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