Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
look no pants
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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