How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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