HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
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go home
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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