So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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