Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I don't want my vagina anymore.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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