I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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