are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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