Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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