I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
my poor anus
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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