Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Me. At least after what I've been through.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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