bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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